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INTRODUCTION
By popular demand, here is a collection of humorous articles about
the Commodore Amiga that I wrote and posted in the USENET comp.sys.amiga
newsgroups during 1993. These continue the subjects found in my first two
compilations, DanBarrettHumor.lzh and DanBarrettHumor2.lzh. I recommend
that you get the originals before you read these articles.
The articles in the "b" subdirectory are about BLAZEMONGER, the
fastest and most amazing computer game ever created. The articles in the
"j" ("joke") subdirectory are about other important Amiga topics that were
discussed on USENET. :-)
Have fun... and BLAZE ON, DOODZ!!
*** WARNING ***
Recent psychological studies at the Harvard Stanford University of
Advanced Psychosis have shown that these articles may cause the
reader to believe he/she is a duck. Symptoms may include: a sudden
desire to jump into a pond, growth of feathers, and a mysterious
"quacking" noise that seems to come from all directions at once.
Anyone experiencing these symptoms should telephone local law
enforcement officials who will promptly call you a nut and hang up.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
COPYRIGHT AND DISTRIBUTION INFORMATION
The enclosed articles are Copyright 1993 by Daniel J. Barrett. All
rights reserved.
You are welcome to make copies of these files and give them to other
people for free, as long as they are distributed UNCHANGED. However, you
may NOT:
(1) distribute modified copies of these articles.
(2) sell them, without my written permission.
(3) include them in any publication, free or commercial,
without my written permission.
The articles in this archive and the previous 2 archives (described
above) will be submitted to Fred Fish in 1994. PLEASE do not submit them
yourself -- let me do it.
If you want to publish any of these articles, please contact me.
(If your publication is free, like a user's group newsletter, I will usually
let you publish them for free... but ask me first.)
Dan
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